Jambalaya

Snowpacalypse!
Referencing Accuweather – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpxiCxO5k0g

The irony – the guy says something to the extent of, “Never mind crab cakes! I wish I were having Jambalaya right now!”
Oh weather man, how I could fulfill your dreams.

Quite an experience at the supermarket. And by experience, I mean waiting in line at the speed of stagnant water acting as a fertile breeding ground for malaria-carrying Anopheles gambiae. Highlight of the supermaket experience – finding clam juice. What the heck is clam juice?

Juice from a clam.
Duh.

So after foolishly following directions telling me to food-process the vegetables, a process that processed the greens and reds and whites into anything but the finely chopped wonders I was promised, and uhh… a long series of steps involving chicken, sausage, shrimp, and clam juice… this what what the Jambalaya ended up looking like.

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And this is what it looked like in a plate…

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And this is what it looked like with Besho drinking a beer and pointing at it.

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I say it was pretty successful. Although next time I’m tempted to dump a whole bottle of sriracha into it. Mmm… rooster sauce – the sugar and chili delight.

Lessons learned:
1. Needs more hot sauce
2.  Probably should’ve put Steffi’s turkey back in the fridge after she left for the entire weekend leaving it out to defrost.
mmm… Salmonella

OH WAIT I”M NOT DONE
It ummm snowed, so I dug myself onto the roof and took pictures. Heres one.

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And heres a picture from the ski trip of Tom hugging a “warning you must be advanced to go down this halfpipe sign.”

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mmmm halfpipe warning sign.

Done.

Orange-Almond Biscotti

Ingredients that can bring anything to perfection:
1. Old Bay
2. Red pepper flakes
3. Lemon zest
4. Almond extract
5. Almond extract
6. Almond extract

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I may be biased here, growing up eating “almond tofu” and drinking “almond drink,” but the Italians sure know their stuff when they bake. Only thing missing is Disaronno.

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Ta da! Biscotti made with butter “should be eaten within a day.” That wasn’t much of a problem.
Recipe from New Best Recipe book.

Tastiness: 4/5
Difficulty: A sprinkle above cookies.

Pesto

Olive the other extra virgin oil is great for cooking
Olive the other reindeer, however, is a dog.

Again cooking from New Best Recipe:

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Start with these ingredients

Toast 1/4 cup almonds, toast 3 cloves garlic
Combine lots of basil, some parsley, and bruise or mortar to release aroma
Add to  7/16 cup olive oil, almonds, 1/2 tsp salt, and garlic in food processor
Mix in a bunch of Parmesan cheese (1/4 cup)

Combine with a pound of pasta and get

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Simple, fast, delicious
Looking forward to using this sauce for pizza somehow!

Taste: 4/5
Difficulty: Really easy

Simplest Roast Chicken

As Chicken-licken was going one day to the wood, whack! An acorn fell from a tree onto his head. But it wasn’t the acorn, it was the sky!

From New Best Recipe – the Simplest Roast Chicken. Recipe is chicken, butter, salt, pepper.

Lessons learned
1. Butter is what browns the skin, and helps it be more delicious
2. More pepper! Add lemon!
3. Brine regular chicken, but not Kosher ones, which are already brined.
4. Roast at 375 for 15 min on each side to evenly cook the meat, then breast up and 450 to crispen! Breast should be at 160. Thighs 165-170.
5. Take out fire alarm before cooking at 450, or something in the oven will burn.

Need to learn: how to smoke the chicken to give the meat more flavor.

Turned out to be quite juicy, even the breast.

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What happened to the leg was that I got over-excited and ate it before I took a picture.

Taste: 3/5 (Juicy, but a little bland)
Difficult: relatively easy. Butter-salt-pepper-bake!

Aglio e Olio

Ibestnewrecipe.jpgntersession provides me with time to pursue a few interests, and one of my interests is food. Exploring new foods to eat, and cooking food.
Recently, I bought a cook book – The New Best Recipe, a product of Cook’s Illustrated. So far, it is an amazing book, for it gives not just recipes, but the science and the trial-and-error behind each recipe as well. Hopefully my recommendation for the book counteracts the words of wisdom I’m stealing from it and feeding to you. Anyways, my first project from this book – Pasta with Garlic and Oil (or Aglio e Olio).

Pasta with Garlic and Oil

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Here are the ingredients (well the butter shouldn’t be in here). This recipe is really quite simple, but I’ve learned a lot from following the book instructions (apparently I’ve been cooking pasta all wrong over the years).
Some lessons learned:
1. Salt is actually for taste, not raising the boiling point (you’d have to pour a ton of salt in there to raise the bp by just a few degrees).
2. Rinsing the pasta after dumping it in the colander? Bad idea. This removes starch from the pasta which sticks to the sauce.
3. Always stir the sauce into the pasta, rather than just putting it on top. This helps the pasta not stick to itself.

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Nice and simple. The ton of garlic put into it isn’t overpowering at all! In fact, it is absolutely delicious. Helps to have a pasta cooked perfectly al dente.

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Add a little Parmesan cheese, and it is perfected.

My ratings
Taste: 4/5.  Nothing special, but still tasty.
Difficulty: Relatively easy. Would be much easier if I had a garlic press.

Black Friday

Ever have that sense of impending doom?

You’re lost in the middle of Greemount, and the gunshots are already starting to haunt your mind. You see Scar menacingly creeping up on Mufasa, and you just can’t bring yourself to watch what is going to happen next. You didn’t study enough for that immuno exam and well… you know the consequences of that.

Well I have that feeling right now. After eating a delicious feast of turkey, roast beef, yams, salad, and other foodstuffs, I’m not sure I’m going to be able to face the horrors of tomorow morning. After a near-death experience a couple years ago, I still have nightmares about that same middle-age Indian woman, with the force of an angry Greenbay Packers lineman on Thanksgiving day against the Detroit line, diving into into a small pile of $9.99 50-pack CD recordables.  Just imagine if they were $4.99. Never stand in the way of a middle-aged (south)Asian woman bargain-hunting. Never. I still have emotional scars from that day.

Still, I’ll take the risk for being able to spend a day with my family. I did browse around around for “Store-Buster” deals today, but found that my taste for buying everything cool and new just isn’t to the level it used to be at. After what college and grad school have done to me, I’m a much simpler man these days. My Christmas list consists of  food, a med-school interview, and the acceptance of Dr. Scott, my immunology teacher. Ok, that nerf gun did look pretty sweet too.

Waking up at 6am tomorrow to go with mother to kohls.

Wish me luck,

Joe